is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Randomize
