she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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