i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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