Yo dont text me then not text me
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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