How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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