I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Almost to work. And still feel hungover. Like my body is trying to regenerate after dying. Full on zombie shit. But like, one of those zombies from warm bodies that comes back to life slowly.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
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