The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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