I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
birth control should be required to get into college
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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