I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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