so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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