can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
Randomize
