But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Holy shit dude........stairs
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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