giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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