doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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