If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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