Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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