Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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