One girl and one boy is just not enough.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
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