Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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