So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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