In America we eat man semen.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
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