why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Randomize
