As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
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I need you to use more vowels.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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