if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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