What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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