Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Randomize
