if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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