these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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