Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Randomize
