Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Randomize
