Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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