ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
You did what with his pubic hair?
Randomize
