oh fat girl friday strikes again...
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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