just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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