dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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