I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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