I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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