How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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