I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
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