I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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