she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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