Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
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