But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He kissed a someone with a penis
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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