ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Your cock deserves a montage
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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