Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I wish i was in the wii world.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
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he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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