There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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