Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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