She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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