I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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