Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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